1) He’s a snowcones entrepreneur.

2) He owns the island we’re supposed to be stranded in (he drag us to it, dammit!) Therefore I should be in his good books so I can be the island’s first Diva.

3) The plan is I’ll be carrying his spawns (among many) and I won’t be able to do that unless I meet him first. Duh

4) He doesn’t mind me gunning down a couple of innocent people in cold blood. Where else would I find a man like that?

5) He’ll be sending me a cake with a cutting torch in it when I’m in prison so that I can escape a ‘la Michael Scofield in Prison Break.

Tell me why I shouldn’t meet him and I can drag you to the island and cook a mean steak out of you and use your bones as soup. MWAHAHAHA!